All Hail Anime! (-_-)/

Howdy yow?

Well, here's a little scoop of my anime side, as requested by many readers from facebook. But this is not live streaming or some sort of "watch-anime-online" stuff. This serves as a preview of various animes in different genres. And here's the list:

Action

(the action/fighting is the dominant element)

Darker than Black

Bleach

Canaan

Claymore

Kurokami

Adventure

(lots of traveling around, going to new places)

Spice and Wolf

Pokemon

Kemono no Souja Erin

Tegami Bachi

Comedy

(lots of laughs, or attempts at it anyway, and never gets too serious)

Seto no Hanayome

Love Hina

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

Ranma 1/2

Nyan Koi!

Drama

(lots of shocks, suspense, and emotions)

Clannad

Fullmetal Alchemist

Rainbow

Aoi Bungaku

Toradora!

Romance

(romantic relationships are the dominant element)

5 Centimeters per Second

Romeo x Juliet

Nana

Chobits

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Shonen

(all of these also include Action and/or Adventure, target audience of adolescent boys)

Naruto

One Piece

Yu Yu Hakusho

Dragon Ball Z

Shaman King

Shojo

(all of these also include Romance and/or Drama, target audience of adolescent girls)

Cardcaptor Sakura

Kobato

Fruits Basket

Fushigi Yuugi

Itazurana Kiss

Mecha

(giant anthropomorphic robots are integral to the plot)

Gundam Seed

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Eureka 7

Evangelion

Escaflowne

Sci-fi

(advanced technology, aliens and/or outer space, futuristic worlds)

Digimon

Eden of the East

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun

Summer Wars

Tenchi Muyo!

Fantasy

(magic worlds, monsters, magical powers)

Record of Lodoss War

Shakugan no Shana

Slayers

Sailor Moon

Supernatural

(ghosts and poltergeist, demons, spirits and gods)

Bakemonogatari

Mushishi

Kannagi

Kara no Kyoukai

Inuyasha

Mystery

(characters spend the majority of the series trying to solve one or more mysteries or other “unknowns”)

Noir

Sola

Durarara!!

Death Note

Horror

(lots of gore, blood baths, and nightmarish stuff)

Dance in the Vampire Bund

Elfen Lied

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

Shikabane Hime

Slice-of-Life

(lack of all the other genres except for perhaps Comedy and Romance)

Azumanga Daioh

Chi’s Sweet Home

Ichigo Mashimaro

K-ON!

Parody

(almost always a Comedy too, much of the humor is derived from gags and parody)

Excel Saga

Hayate no Gotoku!

Hetalia

Lucky Star

Sports/Tournament
(the main plot involves the characters competing in games and tournaments)

Angelic Layer

Prince of Tennis

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Hikaru no Go

Yes, I know what you are thinking, kinda long, huh? You are just tasting a bit of it, pal. What are you waiting for? Want to make your life a little bit colorful rather than lurking yourself in that dark room? I'm telling you, watch these animes. Your life will be on the right track :)

A Conversation with the World's Smartest Man

"Don't give up on your dreams, keep on sleeping." - Albert Einstein

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has

with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and...

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.

Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don't have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?

In reality, Darkness isn't.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,

Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says that You have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

and the man was Albert Einstein.

God Does Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. 

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." 

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. 

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." 

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. 

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. 

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." 

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" 

"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside." 

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." 

"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world." 

- Author Unknown

What If Conyo Lahat ng Nasa Pinas?

MAGNANAKAW1: "Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!"

PULIS: "Make suko, we made you napaligiran!"

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL: "You are so asar! I’m galit na to you."

RALIYISTA: "Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!"

NEWSCASTER: "Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!"

PASAHERO1: "Sir, payment!"

PASAHERO2: "Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!"

CUSTOMER: "Pa-buy ng water, yung naka sachet! (ice tubig)"

KARPINTERO: "Can I hammer na the pokpok?"

TSISMOSA1: "I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem?"

TSISMOSA2: "OMG that is like sooo sad!"

MAGTATAHO: "Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!"

BUMIBILI NG TAHO: "Is it sarap? Pwede pa-have?"

PULUBI: "knock knock, pa-beg!"

JANITOR: "Ekkkk! kill the ipis, please don’t step on it ha, I don’t like to feel the sound!"