What If Conyo Lahat ng Nasa Pinas?

MAGNANAKAW1: "Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!"

PULIS: "Make suko, we made you napaligiran!"

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL: "You are so asar! I’m galit na to you."

RALIYISTA: "Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!"

NEWSCASTER: "Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!"

PASAHERO1: "Sir, payment!"

PASAHERO2: "Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!"

CUSTOMER: "Pa-buy ng water, yung naka sachet! (ice tubig)"

KARPINTERO: "Can I hammer na the pokpok?"

TSISMOSA1: "I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem?"

TSISMOSA2: "OMG that is like sooo sad!"

MAGTATAHO: "Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!"

BUMIBILI NG TAHO: "Is it sarap? Pwede pa-have?"

PULUBI: "knock knock, pa-beg!"

JANITOR: "Ekkkk! kill the ipis, please don’t step on it ha, I don’t like to feel the sound!"